Sunday, July 23, 2006

A not so Able-bodied Seaman

I couldn’t stand waiting for my turn at the helm of the Picton Castle so I bonked the girl seen beside me over the head.

No postings in over a week and not one email asking if I had gone down with the ship! Thanks for your concern.

Anyhow, I didn’t.
I'm currently polishing up my piece on the story. It will appear in the August issue of Glucose Magazine.


Melissa said...

Where's your hook? Peg leg? How about at least a parrot....or maybe an eye patch?

Kelsey said...

Melissa, check out my gut! I had a parrot, but I ate him.

I'd also like to take this moment to explain the huge bulge in my left pocket. I am thrilled to be at the helm, but not that thrilled. It's a huge bottle of sunscreen. We almost-albino-types can't go anywhere without our HBoS.