The ramblings of a moron tourist
I came out of a public toilet in Tanzania and a girl I was travelling with said: "I was going to ask you how bad the toilet is in there, but the fact you're zipping up your pants OUTSIDE the bathroom gives me a clue."Yeah, I wanted to get out of there fast.Yes, and if I want to vomit somewhere I want it to be clean enough that I want to hug it while I do what I need to do.
I can hold my breath for 2 minutes if I am real still. It comes in helpful...
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