Saturday, February 18, 2006

Fast food horror

Cue the eerie music and The Voice that does all of the suspenseful movie trailers...

"Somewhere deep in the heart of middle America a little old lady is about to inform her fellow fast food diners of a horrible truth."

Stop the music. Zoom to the little old lady's face.

"The devil never sleeps." NOOOOOOOOOOO! We are all doomed.

I ran into a friend's grandma who randomly blurted this out today at McDonald's when I was mid-bite into my egg McMuffin. It really was kind of creepy coming from such a sweet crackily high-pitched voice.

My thoughts raced as my state of horror elevated: What if she's right? What if the devil never sleeps but spends all of his time trying to do evil? He could be among us right now?

Then I remembered that this is coming from a lady who I know for a fact eats potpourri.

I finished my value meal in peace.

4 comments:

Tai said...

Nothin' like a value meal with a little Satan on the side!

Great site, I'll be back!

Kelsey said...

Yeah after she said that she bit the head off the Strawberry Shortcake toy that came in a scared little girl's Happy Meal.

chrissy emo/goth said...

she may av looked sweet...

but after this she sthole a kids big mac and splattered it in her face...

Kelsey said...

Wearing a Big Mac is healthier than eating one. I guess that would be doing the kid a favor.