Cue the eerie music and The Voice that does all of the suspenseful movie trailers...
"Somewhere deep in the heart of middle America a little old lady is about to inform her fellow fast food diners of a horrible truth."
Stop the music. Zoom to the little old lady's face.
"The devil never sleeps." NOOOOOOOOOOO! We are all doomed.
I ran into a friend's grandma who randomly blurted this out today at McDonald's when I was mid-bite into my egg McMuffin. It really was kind of creepy coming from such a sweet crackily high-pitched voice.
My thoughts raced as my state of horror elevated: What if she's right? What if the devil never sleeps but spends all of his time trying to do evil? He could be among us right now?
Then I remembered that this is coming from a lady who I know for a fact eats potpourri.
I finished my value meal in peace.
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Nothin' like a value meal with a little Satan on the side!
Great site, I'll be back!
Yeah after she said that she bit the head off the Strawberry Shortcake toy that came in a scared little girl's Happy Meal.
she may av looked sweet...
but after this she sthole a kids big mac and splattered it in her face...
Wearing a Big Mac is healthier than eating one. I guess that would be doing the kid a favor.
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