Forget Virginia and Montana. The results for the Adams Country Coroner race are in…Clevenger-Democrat-for-County-Coroner won with 57% of the vote, despite his ridiculous campaign signs and all of Touron Nation actively smearing his name.
I feel powerless. I tried to reach out and help the uninformed Adams countians (who I’ve never met) make a wise choice for dead-person-identifier and they chose to ignore me. But hey, if they think colored chalk makes a good coroner, so be it. Don’t come crying to me when you die and your chalk outline is pink and your hips look big and someone drew a smiley face on it and added both male and female anatomy to it.
I tried.
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NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! We fought the good fight, GTK. I just feel sorry for the stupid, stupid, STUPID voters in Admas County.
As they say...
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make the horse not make dumb voting decisions in the election for the Adams County Coroner.
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