Congrats to all of my fellow Americans. The results are in and we are the most unfriendly country in the world, at least so says the 2,011 travelers interviewed in this survey.
Screw ‘em, that’s what I say! We’re unfriendly and have the right to bear arms.
According to a Reuters report of the survey, our incoming tourist numbers are down 1% since 2000, which equals about “$12.3 billion in additional spending, 150,000 additional U.S. jobs, $3.3 billion in additional payroll and $2.1 billion in additional taxes.”
The results show that Spain and France are the friendliest countries, which makes me think that “friendliness” make be directly proportional to a countries number of topless beaches.
Screw ‘em, that’s what I say! We’re unfriendly and have the right to bear arms.
According to a Reuters report of the survey, our incoming tourist numbers are down 1% since 2000, which equals about “$12.3 billion in additional spending, 150,000 additional U.S. jobs, $3.3 billion in additional payroll and $2.1 billion in additional taxes.”
The results show that Spain and France are the friendliest countries, which makes me think that “friendliness” make be directly proportional to a countries number of topless beaches.
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