Tuesday, September 06, 2005

F--ing Hilarious


(My brother, Kyle, turned 30 on Sunday. In honor of the milestone, I have pasted the flattering picture of him above.)

Kyle sent me one of the funniest news reports I may have ever read the other day. Click the link below to read it:

F--ING Town

3 comments:

Kyle said...

hey I'm safely in Nice. I can't connect to my email. I will try to call soon.

The Shnoz said...

Jesus! My shnoz is gi-normous. It looks like the business end of a very blunt and poorly designed spearhead.

Anonymous said...

Mr. shnoz, you are of course referring to the gargantuan phallic symbol of Timmerman ver-----...., well....perhaps I shouldn't go there. But what you refer to is prominently evident all over the Timmerman family tree. I think I remember my Dad recalling his navy udt-seal(they were called "frogmen" back then)days when he was referred to as "eagle beak". How many times whenever I have had a young toddler in my arms do I recall the tyke so taken that he/she couldn't resist reaching out to grab mine as if to steady his/her self. Finally, take yourself back to the most recent remake of the Cyrano de Bergerac story, Steve Martin and Darryl Hannah's "Roxanne" released back in 1987. Ever seen it? Martin played the nose, of course. One intoxicating scene has him waving his head lightly side to side while the rest of the scene participants sway back and forth. If you've never seen it, you should rent it for your 31st birthday, Kyle.

Hope you find your own Roxanne,-2ndcousinBen